I’m a coffee fiend and my favorite place to power up on caffeine (and meet up with Cheryl for a latte) is, of course, Latte Larry’s! Fortunately, they recently opened up a branch in my neighborhood. It was so great to reunite with Cheryl, as the last time we saw each other was at a special gathering at the Dragon King’s Royal Palace of Paro in Bhutan high up in the Himalayas!
Let me show you around our local Latte Larry’s!
First, some ground rules.
No chat and cuts — seriously, don’t even try.
Also: “If you are a defecator, or planning on defecating anytime soon, don’t come down here. This is not your place.”
Also, none of those annoying, convoluted orders — life is short, so please don’t waste all of our time (precious moments!) with your double mocha theta kappa Splenda BS drinks.
How great is this — they put this folding sign up out front to let us know when they’re open. And as their blue sign on the wall notes, they are serving up hot cups of SPITE!!!
The expression of this customer under the “THIS IS A DEFECATION-FREE STORE” is pure gold. Don’t sit under the sign if you don’t wanna be in a photo with it!
With every latte, you also get a quote card from the owner of the store — and as you can see below, that same quote is painted on the wall.
Check out the special aprons they’ve got — and photos of the owner of the joint on the wall too (my dream man!).
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Oh, it’s also important to note that Latte Larry’s has NO wobbly tables — it’s an explicit company policy. Such a relief…
As you can see, Abu in his Aburrito form, appreciates the warmth vibing off of the latte to warm up on windy, rainy beach days.
Cheryl put us in her IG live when we were like let’s recreate the magic of our selfie in Bhutan at the Royal Palace lol!
Even Susie makes an appearance at Latte Larry’s — so don’t try any funny business!
And yes, the posters all refer to different episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm — such genius!
I also got a scone but they didn’t put it in a Latte Larry’s box like the others (you can see Abu being like omg why didn’t we get a box!?!) — then when I went to catch up with Cheryl outside to take off my mask, my cup got all wet and I accidentally threw it out lol! So I got home with no merch, but at least I got to improv again with Cheryl, the comedic genius of improv. She had Abu and I in stitches…
